Elder Umphrey: Ward Missionary

Recently, I went on vacation with my family to Lamanite Country (Central and South America). There are a LOT of good-looking missionary Boys down there! Curtis Umphrey is a twenty one year-old returned missionary (RM). "RM" is what you're called after serving a mission. I met him at the ward (chapel) where I was visiting, and he invited me to the beach. Curtis loves to reminisce about his mission. Including all the times he got the other elders butt-naked! As a missionary in Jamaica, he and the other missionaries in his district would hike to remote beaches on P-Day! “What about the rule that you shouldn't swim as a missionary?” “Well, we'd never get in water that was more than knee deep. So, really, we weren't swimming. Besides, it was more interesting if the water wasn't too deep; then everyone's junk was flopping around in plain sight! We would chase each other around or play Ultimate Frisbee in the shallow water, dicks flapping everywhere.” Um...ok, I'm persuaded! Of course, maybe all he had to do was drop trow and let the other Elders catch a glimpse of his thick nine-inch cock and suddenly they'd want to play! “You said your stepdad was mission president...so did you ever worry about him finding out?” “Not really. It's strange, but I really don't think my stepdad would have cared much. I can't really explain why. Then again, I'm adopted. Maybe that's why I can't figure him out. I've wondered about him a lot. For example, he caught me masturbating when I was 16, but then he didn't get mad. Actually, he just told me to finish up and closed the door!! Yeah, so I think there's a lot more going on with him that he doesn't talk about. But having him as a mission president was great. I mean, I had a lot of fun with the other guys on my mission. And they felt comfortable because I was the president's stepson!"